shitpost station

[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

Comments

[ruckedup]

What about the name of a really good accountant??

[flirtpole]

that cost money

[ruckedup]

What about the name of a really bad accountant who might not notice an extra client stuck in the stack??

[wendelinsparks]

Ask me nicely and maybe I'll share mine. She's magnificent.

[sloanranger]

You look like you can do your own taxes

[flirtpole]

if thats true then im gonna marry her first

[ruckedup]

Snakes don't count as dependents so they're pretty easy! Unless you donate too much money and need to itemize your deductions.

[sloanranger]

OH ME

Wait no like I need someone who can do taxes good so we can't marry each other.

[flirtpole]

dont play with my emotions like this

[sloanranger]

We could get Vegas married and then annulled for funsies

[apocryphist]

i’ll help but only if you’re doing tax evasion

[flirtpole]

that sounds fun n sexy but are these cops gonna SNITCH

[apocryphist]

we are doing a national service already why should we also give them our money

[codeblooded]

Ah, but what are you bringing to the table?

[apocryphist]

makes a mean mojito, has a nice ass

[codeblooded]

You don't need marriage to get that.

[flirtpole]

♥ cute
♥ funny
♥ has a dog
♥ can turn into a dog but not like in a way thats gonna make things weird yknow
♥ owns a cool van
♥ can drive good
♥ liberatore rubio has a huge crush on me so like you get the smug satisfaction of knowing u r better than him

[dogtorate]

H&R WizBlock is about the same price as a very nice anniversary dinner without someone's cold feet touching you in bed.

[flirtpole]

but i LIKE the cold feet touching me in bed

[divinedetect]

I need someone who appreciates me for more than my ability to navigate the WIZRS.

[flirtpole]

i ALSO appreciate you for being a nice gujarati boy my nani would be proud for me to marry

[bestbud]

F, M, K, Eat: Nico, Icky, Keeley, Loulou

[keeleylittle]

[flirtpole]

EAT KEELEY 😘
marry loulou (he looks like a good tax payer and his husband seems nice)

f u c k icky for SURE

[flirtpole]

FMKE: me, kitty cat, job pen, sloan ranger