shitpost station

[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[sloanranger]

Free? Why would they do taxes for free?

Wait are we marrying your accountant?

[wendelinsparks]

Personal favor. She's a friend of my dad's and we've given her a lot of business over the years.

But you could probably marry her if you wanted to. What's your type?

[sloanranger]

I don't really know yet, I feel like if I had that hammered out I wouldn't be single, you know?

[wendelinsparks]

I suppose. [...] But I always assume people are single by choice until they tell me otherwise. It's not hard to get someone to date you.

Do you need a matchmaker?

[sloanranger]

Single is boring!

If you want?

[wendelinsparks]

Only if you're boring.

I'll see what I can do!

[sloanranger]

Then maybe I'm boring. :(

Okay!

[wendelinsparks]

Could be! I don't think of you as being boring, though.

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