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[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[ruckedup]

What about the name of a really good accountant??

[flirtpole]

that cost money

[ruckedup]

What about the name of a really bad accountant who might not notice an extra client stuck in the stack??

[wendelinsparks]

Ask me nicely and maybe I'll share mine. She's magnificent.

[flirtpole]

babycakes do you wanna marry me n ask her to do my taxes good

[wendelinsparks]

I should've been clearer; I'm willing to share my accountant, not my heart.

Sorry, babycakes. ♥

[flirtpole]

:((( whats the POINT

[wendelinsparks]

Free and well-crafted tax returns?

[sloanranger]

You look like you can do your own taxes

[flirtpole]

if thats true then im gonna marry her first

[sloanranger]

Bro back off

[flirtpole]

no YOU!!! your movin in on my SOULMATE

[sloanranger]

Do you even know her middle name HUH?

[flirtpole]

yeah i do but im not telling YOU

[ruckedup]

Why don't we all just take a nice, calm triple date to the nearest wizness park and start asking for accountants??

[sloanranger]

I'll buy us lunch

[ruckedup]

Snakes don't count as dependents so they're pretty easy! Unless you donate too much money and need to itemize your deductions.

[sloanranger]

Deductions??

[flirtpole]

yea what he said. how do we know what item is a deduction

[sloanranger]

I've heard you can deduct work stuff

[ruckedup]

If you spend money on things for work, don't get reimbursed and keep your receipts then accountants can definitely turn that into something useful for you!!

[ruckedup]

It's either from a book or from their heart. Still trying to figure out which!

[wendelinsparks]

They don't count? That's outrageous.

[ruckedup]

I know! I spend at least as much time on their development as a child's!!

[wendelinsparks]

We need to do something about this.

Also. Introduce me.