shitpost station

[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

Comments

[codeblooded]

Ah, but what are you bringing to the table?

[apocryphist]

makes a mean mojito, has a nice ass

[codeblooded]

You don't need marriage to get that.

[apocryphist]

true but you might wanna lock it down

[codeblooded]

Ooh, so there's competition?

[flirtpole]

♥ cute
♥ funny
♥ has a dog
♥ can turn into a dog but not like in a way thats gonna make things weird yknow
♥ owns a cool van
♥ can drive good
♥ liberatore rubio has a huge crush on me so like you get the smug satisfaction of knowing u r better than him

[apocryphist]

2 dogs included!

[flirtpole]

it's a bargain!!!!

[codeblooded]

Intriguing. Can you cook?

[flirtpole]

no but i can wear a lil apron for you if you want

[codeblooded]

You are good at selling this. I do love to objectify people in the kitchen.

[flirtpole]

i LOVE to be objectified and also not do taxes so like...... we all win