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[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[keeleylittle]

[...] I guess they have been encouraging us to [...] bond.

I'll play.

[flirtpole]

fuck marry kill eat: me, kit, maddy, [.............] arden

[keeleylittle]

[...] Well. I can't kill or eat my boss.

[bestbud]

But you could kill or eat a co-worker?

[keeleylittle]

[...] No. Probably not. But realistically speaking I wouldn't do any of these things with anyone, so I have to start somewhere.

[...]

You haven't answered yours yet either.

[flirtpole]

keeley are you a.........

[keeleylittle]

A what?

[flirtpole]

celibate 👀

[keeleylittle]

Oh.

No.

[...] I'm just not [...] looking for that [...] at the moment.