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[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[sloanranger]

We could get Vegas married and then annulled for funsies

[flirtpole]

...............

can we kiss

[sloanranger]

I don't think they let you be married unless you kiss? That's like the end part even if Elvis is doing the ceremony.

[flirtpole]

ya we're like legally obligated to kiss, that's why you have to have witnesses sign the little paper confirming that you did it

do we get insurance benefits if we're married at the start of the year even if we annul it later

[hexenringe]

No.

[sloanranger]

Why??

[hexenringe]

annulment is expensive.

[sloanranger]

IS IT?

[hexenringe]

yes!! you're looking at $600 minimum, not including the $80 fee for the marriage license. and i have no idea how much elvis charges to officiate.

[sloanranger]

Well now all my dreams are ruined.

[hexenringe]

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i'm sure we can print out papers you can sign so it feels official?

[sloanranger]

What kind of papers?

[hexenringe]

this one i found on google looks nice?

[sloanranger]

But who am I MARRYING in front of ELVIS?

[hexenringe]

i thought you and rory were destined to be? or did you change your mind?