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florida man ([personal profile] flirtpole) wrote in [community profile] thecrowbar2020-12-29 01:14 pm
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does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good
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[personal profile] hexenringe 2020-12-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
yes!! you're looking at $600 minimum, not including the $80 fee for the marriage license. and i have no idea how much elvis charges to officiate.
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now all my dreams are ruined.

[personal profile] hexenringe 2020-12-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
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i'm sure we can print out papers you can sign so it feels official?
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)

What kind of papers?

[personal profile] hexenringe 2020-12-29 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)


this one i found on google looks nice?
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)

But who am I MARRYING in front of ELVIS?

[personal profile] hexenringe 2020-12-29 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought you and rory were destined to be? or did you change your mind?
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