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[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[divinedetect]

Now come on, I'm certain that [...] Libera Liberac this older gentleman has some genuine fondness. Not that I think it's a tree you should be barking up.

[flirtpole]

i kinda feel bad that i gotta ghost him once we get the art shit back. but he also seems like a dude who doesnt pay his taxes so like

were we really meant to be?

or are rich people really good at finding loopholes to dodge taxes

oh fuck maybe i should marry him

[divinedetect]

Don't marry him for his tax loopholes, you're better than that!

[flirtpole]

i'll just marry him for his money then

idk i'm bored

[divinedetect]

You want to tie the knot out of boredom?

[flirtpole]

i accept

[divinedetect]

[..!]

Oh, you're clever, but it'll take more than that.

[flirtpole]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

i cant see your face but i SEE it

[flirtpole]

anyway YES I DO and all y'all are cowards for not leaping at the chance

bet i can find someone on NYE tho