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[flirtpole]

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

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[ruckedup]

Snakes don't count as dependents so they're pretty easy! Unless you donate too much money and need to itemize your deductions.

[sloanranger]

Deductions??

[flirtpole]

yea what he said. how do we know what item is a deduction

[sloanranger]

I've heard you can deduct work stuff

[ruckedup]

If you spend money on things for work, don't get reimbursed and keep your receipts then accountants can definitely turn that into something useful for you!!

[sloanranger]

Like when we go to bars for work stuff????

[ruckedup]

Ummmm yes, but I think it has to be on things you absolutely 100% have to have in order to do your job. So maybe only deduct like the one or two drinks it takes to loosen up and get really good at law enforcement!!

[sloanranger]

What if it takes me MORE?

[flirtpole]

can i get a tax discount on the cologne i bought with company money for my bf liby's new years gift? (roland doesnt celebrate christmas)

[ruckedup]

Oh. Probably! It sounds like you had to get it for your cover!!

[ruckedup]

It's either from a book or from their heart. Still trying to figure out which!

[wendelinsparks]

They don't count? That's outrageous.

[ruckedup]

I know! I spend at least as much time on their development as a child's!!

[wendelinsparks]

We need to do something about this.

Also. Introduce me.

[ruckedup]

YES! To both!!! I can bring them into work. One at a time so they don't get overwhelmed and they'll get ALL the attention!!!

[wendelinsparks]

Excellent. How many Snake Days do we get? What's an appropriate gift for a new reptile acquaintance?