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florida man ([personal profile] flirtpole) wrote in [community profile] thecrowbar2020-12-29 01:14 pm
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shitpost station

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Snakes don't count as dependents so they're pretty easy! Unless you donate too much money and need to itemize your deductions.
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard you can deduct work stuff
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If you spend money on things for work, don't get reimbursed and keep your receipts then accountants can definitely turn that into something useful for you!!
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Like when we go to bars for work stuff????
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummmm yes, but I think it has to be on things you absolutely 100% have to have in order to do your job. So maybe only deduct like the one or two drinks it takes to loosen up and get really good at law enforcement!!
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[personal profile] sloanranger 2020-12-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What if it takes me MORE?
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Probably! It sounds like you had to get it for your cover!!
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's either from a book or from their heart. Still trying to figure out which!
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[personal profile] wendelinsparks 2020-12-29 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't count? That's outrageous.
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! I spend at least as much time on their development as a child's!!
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[personal profile] wendelinsparks 2020-12-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
We need to do something about this.

Also. Introduce me.
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[personal profile] ruckedup 2020-12-29 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! To both!!! I can bring them into work. One at a time so they don't get overwhelmed and they'll get ALL the attention!!!
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[personal profile] wendelinsparks 2020-12-29 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. How many Snake Days do we get? What's an appropriate gift for a new reptile acquaintance?