Jan. 19th, 2021 10:02 am
wendelinsparks: (:( 33)
[personal profile] wendelinsparksWendelin Sparks 🦇
Who could've predicted that consuming poison would be so unpleasant.

I think I deserve a raise.

Or a promotion.

Or a new hat.

[...]

For Byron, also. A raise and a promotion and a new hat.
flirtpole: (🐕‍🦺 127)
[personal profile] flirtpoleflorida man
does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good

Nov. 17th, 2020 11:42 am
flirtpole: (🐕‍🦺 059)
[personal profile] flirtpoleflorida man
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

it's my birthday next saturday

Oct. 22nd, 2020 01:49 pm
apocryphist: (🌠 115)
[personal profile] apocryphistverity fortuin
question: are we allowed to wear halloween costumes if we're technically working on halloween? i only ask because apparently things that seem completely sane and normal to me are sometimes "unacceptable behavior"

WARDED TO TEAM EGG
i got in ✨trouble
apocryphist: (🌠 101)
[personal profile] apocryphistverity fortuin
what's everyone wearing? i want to make sure i stand out
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[personal profile] divinedetectKit Mulholland
Oh! Almost forgot.

Excellent news!

I've managed to get a few individuals of means to donate a sum of money so we can more convincingly participate in this auction. Even out best spy would look a fool if they walked in there without enough dragots to bid.

Sep. 29th, 2020 09:02 am
keeleylittle: (:o 28)
[personal profile] keeleylittlekeeleylittle
My depth perception feels off.

I guess I should [...] test that?

Sep. 24th, 2020 02:27 pm
apocryphist: (🌠 115)
[personal profile] apocryphistverity fortuin
i've been looking at contemporary "art" all day and i'm pretty sure all you need to be an artist is the attitude. maybe i'll go undercover as one now.

WARDED TO RORY HOWLAN
hey can i see your invite to that party i want to make myself one

Sep. 23rd, 2020 07:24 pm
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[personal profile] sloanrangerSloan Silversmith (is Churl)
Guess who got invited to a fancy party! Sid and Llewyn are my dates.

Now, what should I wear?