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Who could've predicted that consuming poison would be so unpleasant.

I think I deserve a raise.

Or a promotion.

Or a new hat.

[...]

For Byron, also. A raise and a promotion and a new hat.
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[personal profile] flirtpole2020-12-29 01:14 pm
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shitpost station

does anyone wanna get married

i need someone who can do taxes good
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[personal profile] flirtpole2020-11-17 11:42 am
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

it's my birthday next saturday
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question: are we allowed to wear halloween costumes if we're technically working on halloween? i only ask because apparently things that seem completely sane and normal to me are sometimes "unacceptable behavior"

WARDED TO TEAM EGG
i got in ✨trouble
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Mission day, before the auction

what's everyone wearing? i want to make sure i stand out

Not backdated, he's just that forgetful.

Oh! Almost forgot.

Excellent news!

I've managed to get a few individuals of means to donate a sum of money so we can more convincingly participate in this auction. Even out best spy would look a fool if they walked in there without enough dragots to bid.
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My depth perception feels off.

I guess I should [...] test that?
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i've been looking at contemporary "art" all day and i'm pretty sure all you need to be an artist is the attitude. maybe i'll go undercover as one now.

WARDED TO RORY HOWLAN
hey can i see your invite to that party i want to make myself one
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Guess who got invited to a fancy party! Sid and Llewyn are my dates.

Now, what should I wear?