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[wendelinsparks]

Who could've predicted that consuming poison would be so unpleasant.

I think I deserve a raise.

Or a promotion.

Or a new hat.

[...]

For Byron, also. A raise and a promotion and a new hat.

Comments

[constantsomethingorother]

oh shit how'd it taste

[wendelinsparks]

Like nothing. Which seems like unscrupulous, if you ask me.

[5oclock]

All the best poisons do.

[wendelinsparks]

I can't believe you're taking the poison's side.

[5oclock]

What doesn't kill you.

[wendelinsparks]

Go on.

[bestbud]

Gets you a promotion!

[wendelinsparks]

Not yet. But I'm expecting an owl.

[suckerfish]

shit.
what kind of hats d'you like?

[wendelinsparks]

Whatever kind makes you think of me~

Think of it as a Rorschat test.

[suckerfish]

oh.
awful. truly.
that the poison's affected your brain this way.

[wendelinsparks]

I'm delirious, dear Remora.

But my answer stands.

[suckerfish]

aw man i have to go to a costume store for this

[wendelinsparks]

I fully expect to be blown away.

[lickspittle]

Hmm, I'm gonna get you a kangol.