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[wendelinsparks]

Who could've predicted that consuming poison would be so unpleasant.

I think I deserve a raise.

Or a promotion.

Or a new hat.

[...]

For Byron, also. A raise and a promotion and a new hat.

Comments

[constantsomethingorother]

oh shit how'd it taste

[suckerfish]

shit.
what kind of hats d'you like?

[lickspittle]

Hmm, I'm gonna get you a kangol.