Not backdated, he's just that forgetful.

[divinedetect]

Oh! Almost forgot.

Excellent news!

I've managed to get a few individuals of means to donate a sum of money so we can more convincingly participate in this auction. Even out best spy would look a fool if they walked in there without enough dragots to bid.

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[suckerfish]

and you are
we are all
technically the department

[flirtpole]

☭ our checks ☭

[divinedetect]

Well...

I'm sure that a portion of these funds could be reasonably spent on revelries, just so that your lot can blend in among the elites. But I think there would be questions if you were to come home empty handed and three sheets to the wind.

[flirtpole]

what if we came back with

🌟 sooveneer cups 🌟

or
idk what they have at art auctions

[flirtpole]

GASP

[flirtpole]

IS THIS WHERE WE HAVE A MONTAGE OF YOU TEACHING US HOW TO BE FANCY

[divinedetect]

I mean, I could. We could tour a museum, I could tell you a few things my family the wealthy might say to sound like they understand modern art when they actually can't make a bit of sense of it.

[flirtpole]

oh i know what the wealthy sound like

Impeccable detail on this piece. Note the fervor in the brush strokes.

i wanna do the balancing the book on the head thing

[divinedetect]

No, no. You need to address the message behind it. Abstract art's not about realism or brush strokes or even technique. You want to think— Neverminded, it's boring. Really, you'd want to ask Teagan, not me. Although he's not an abstract artist. He's actually a fine portrait artist! But I suspect he's very informed about all that anyway.

Regardless, I can't walk with a book on my head, you know.

[flirtpole]

we lookin at that ABSTRACT shit?? dawg i'm so good at desifering MEANINGS. are we gonna go to the museum???

and which ones teagon again?

well i can walk with a book on my head. who's the dandy now, huh???

[bestbud]

from each according to his ability 🤝 to each according to his needs

[flirtpole]

babe are you going to the fancy art auction thing????

[bestbud]

I gotta, I thought.

[flirtpole]

wait is the whole office gonna be there lol

omg i hope whatshisface and his tiny little bangs shows up

omg and fuckin VIGILANCE