No, no. You need to address the message behind it. Abstract art's not about realism or brush strokes or even technique. You want to think— Neverminded, it's boring. Really, you'd want to ask Teagan, not me. Although he's not an abstract artist. He's actually a fine portrait artist! But I suspect he's very informed about all that anyway.

Regardless, I can't walk with a book on my head, you know.